Friday, October 17, 2008

Hermitage Round Two.

Gonna start studying once again. 2 weeks to A levels!
Time to camp at grandma's house again. Till then. Ta ta.

Ah btw, before I go. Lemme end it off with some things I spotted and an email from my cousin.

Pictures:


Mmm.. I wonder how babies taste like with bread =P

Saw this on the bus, while approaching bedok interchange.
Woah, so many birds.. Either crow or mynah.
Can't tell.. Beak colour too far to see.
Reminds me of that resident evil scene with all the infected birds.
Awesome.


Let Un be the arithmetic progression of the number of stripes,
with u1(a) = 2 and common difference (d) = 1.

Email:
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Somewhere in here is one that describes your life....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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