Funny SMS from sis

Got this SMS from my sis..

Character for character, even those typos and stuff

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Juz 4 laugh. L0L

Dear Prime Minister, We d citizens of Spore urge u 2 PLS MIND UR OWN BUSINESS. We DO NOT NEED ur help. Everytime u mention HELP, we hv 2run 4 cover!! Help d poor? RAISE GST!! Help d Traffic? Up ERP!! Help passenger Service? RAISE MRT/Bus Fare!! Help us get Taxi? RAISE taxi Fare!! Help usget good Government? RAISE Minister/Civil servant Salary!!and now electricity bill up 20%!! Everytime U want 2 HELP, We all PAY 4 IT!! TQ & Tolong Lah,PLS we'll HELP OURSELVES

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Lol.. ok let me translate it clearer for those who don't understand...

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Just for Laugh. LOL

Dear Prime Minister,

We the citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

We DO NOT NEED your help.

Everytime you mention "HELP", we have to run for cover!!

Help the poor? RAISE GST!!
Help the traffic? Up ERP!!

Help passenger service? RAISE MRT/Bus Fare!!

Help us get Taxi? RAISE taxi Fare!!

Help us get good Government? RAISE Minister/Civil servant Salary!!

...and now electricity bill up 20%!!

Everytime you want to "HELP", we all have to PAY FOR IT!!
Thanks and i beg you, PLEASE we'll HELP OURSELVES

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Though not very coherent, still quite funny.. Haha