SuperHero Movie

Kinda blur and I have no idea why...

Went to watch superhero movie today with Shan Shan on her bday. I have no idea why but somehow it always feels awkward whenever we meet up.. online or sms has never felt like that before.. I just realised how important it is to have common interest and talking topics to talk about.. Seems like we just dont have any, eh? -.-



Anyway, about the movie!

*WARNING!! SPOILER AHEAD!!*
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Long Story Cut Short (LSCS)
Title: SuperHero Movie
Duration: 85min
Genre: Comedy [Spoof of Spiderman and a little of X-Men and Fantastic 4]
Main Characters: Dragonfly Man, Hour Glass

Dragonfly Man
A retard, Rick Riker, who somehow got powers from a genetically modified dragonfly. Can't fly till the last few minutes in the movie to save his girl.

Hour Glass
A dying visionary scientist, Lou Landers, who researched this imba machine to mutate DNA to modify people to perfection. He used it so he wouldn't die. The machine exploded and tada, villain born. He can suck the life of others by just touching them. He needs to kill one person a day to prolong his life, else he'll just turn old and die.

Plot
Rick Riker's class went on a field trip to Lou Landers' lab of genetically created animals. He fell into a piece of shit (literally) so he picked up a bottle of H2O and used it to clean himself. Apparently he didn't turn the bottle to see the full label - H2O9, a chemical invented which causes animals to turn on and want to f**k. Hence, he got owned by the animals, you know how. That's when the dragonfly bit him.

He went home feeling crappy and slept for 3 days due to the bite which caused a huge swelling on his neck. During this time, Lou Landers tested out his machine (which overheated) and he became the Hour Glass.

Rick was approached by Xavier. At the academy, Xavier's wife (yes, in this parody Xavier has a wife and 2 kids) told Rick to get a frigging custome to start becoming a superhero. And so he did. And tada, he became the Dragonfly Man.

From here on, its mostly spoofs of Spiderman (one small part on Fantastic Four's Torch, thats all). You got to watch it to get it. Haha.

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*End of Spoiler*

Comment:
Watch it for slapstick humour, they even have humour for the starting part where they show names of actors (there's a small joke on Batman there, but very minor). You got to watch the movies "Spiderman", "X-men", "Fantastic 4" to get the movie's jokes. Mostly from Spiderman. Anyway, quite a good movie to catch if you got spare time to burn or to relieve stress or the sort. Though, be aware that they included quite a fair bit of sexual stuff in there.. Like Uncle Ben humping a dead woman =\

Ratings: 7/10