Friday, July 11, 2008

Man. I hate school.

During lunch, I had a "Mee Pok Challenge" with Zachary. It all started because he saw me eating a lot more these few days and he challenge me see who eat faster, so I suggested Mee Pok (don't ask why, I felt random).

As we started on our $3 Opera House Fish Ball Noodles, Jon was constantly commenting while Winston watched in amusement.

Score:
Zachary - 4min 22sec
Davin (me) - 13min

Omg. What the crap. I guess I still uphold my title of the "Slowest eater ever". I hardly ever eaten faster than anyone sitting at the same table as me before. They happen are so seldomly that they're countable by my fingers.. Lol.

After lunch was the dreaded Economics DOUBLE period. Confirm will sleep.. Zzzz

So to keep myself awake, I decided to do some Complex Numbers problems (hey! Complex numbers are SUPER SUPER fun. I'm serious!) while listening to Mrs Ang rattle on and on..

While doing, this made me laugh so loud inside myself that I think I burst my lungs:

It says "Warming Up Questions (If you don't do so, you may run the risk of severe injuries later..)"

ROFL!! The teacher who was making Tutorial 2 must be seriously bored or just plain funny haha XD

Anyway, Mrs Ang soon noticed I was writing stuff down even though she's talking something that we don't need to write. And so she came to my table, and saw the math problems, and got pissed off and said "You want do maths, you go outside do. Next time don't come my class."

Lol. Gladly. But I bet you'll go and backstab me and complain to other teachers, especially Miss Woodford, "Davin ar.. blah blah blah", so screw you, I'm not going to fall for it.


Ok fine. I keep my maths. Let's see how long I can last your boringness..
Time check (since I kept maths) when my eyelids started to fall: 1min
(or was it less than that, I took some time to move my arm up so I could see my watch)

After which, she reprimanded me and told me "If you want to sleep, go sickbay."
Ok, sure. I'll do just that. Don't tempt me further or I'll go sickbay every single Econs lesson from now on.

Enough said. I mean c'mon la, if you can't multi-task doesn't mean your students cannot multitask right. I do maths AND listen to you doesn't mean I'm not listening right? Surely that's better than SLEEPING. Also, teachers teaching arts subjects (such as Economics) should be more open-minded to opinions. Whole day say "You are too extreme", "You are not feasible", "Stop talking nonsense".. Nice la, so much for the government's effort to boost creativity. I mean c'mon la, look at Miss Woodford. If you suggest something plausible, she'll sidetrack for a while and discuss it. If its freaking obvious you're trying to be funny, obviously she'll just ignore it, BUT she NEVER slams you. If others can do it, why can't you? Sheesh.

Okay, let's stop being mean.

After the horrendous double Econs period passed, we all split up and went for GP essay review lectures. Ryan and me did the History question and so we went to Seminar Rm 1. There were apparently 4 others waiting outside because the room was locked.. After a while, everyone started sitting down on the stairs. Ryan took out my guitar and played a few songs and I sang along (yes I did, no one complained. Whee.. XD). Then I checked my watch again. 4pm. What the hell. We waited 1hr and the teacher never come? SIAN! Waste time.. Zzzz

Ryan speculated: The teacher must have thought no one in the right mind would do such a boring question. Lol.. Anyway, while we left, Ryan and me told the rest "Hey people, forget it, this is HISTORY". How punny eh? =P


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Oh btw I took this picture days ago during temperature taking. Winston and his trusty CLINICAL THERMOMETER! Holy crap. I thought it was extinct.. Now we all know they're just hiding and waiting to rule over the world again some day...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

No ink + No paper + No printer + AFK = No print

Sian! I needed to print the indemnity form for my class to sign for NUS-initiated CIP on 26th July. I on my printer, "no blue ink".. So i went to dig for blue ink refill.

*Dig*
*Dig*
*Dig*

Damn. EVERY SINGLE COLOUR BUT BLUE is there. Great. So I have officially no printer ink to print.

So I hunted through MSN for potential victims to help print..
"Ah ha! I see Fawwaz the Fuzzy Wuzzy"

and I asked him..
His reply: "I no paper, unless you don't mind foolscap"

Bah. Damnit. Lemme hunt for 2nd victim.
"YES!!! Spotted!! Teh Magico Mervynz."

and so I asked again..
His reply: "Sorry, I have no printer."

OMG this can't be happening. Someone from our COMPUTING class should have a working printer.. Lemme find another victim..
"Hm.. I see Hakeym the reliable"

and so I asked AGAIN..
His reply: " "

WHAT? AFK? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...... =(

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

An interesting blog you GUYS might wanna check out =)

My FrozenThrone (Clan 1DoS, a dota clan, to be specific) clanmate has set up a blog to share information FOR GUYS on how to date girls and stuff...

Check it out if you have time, or you're bored, or seriously DESPERATE.. LOL..

http://learnhowtodatewomen.blogspot.com/

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9:35pm
Just saw something on TV - Chn 8's new drama series (Beach. Ball. Babes), cos my sis on-ed it and i conveniently turned my head to watch =\

Jumping across an overhead bridge to train leg strength. From the 1st step up to the last step down on the other end. That would surely make your leg strength very imba... "NEW LEG TRAINING GET!!" as someone (Raimon Tarou, a.k.a. Monta) in Eyeshield21 would say =P

Who wanna try out with me? ^^

Monday, July 7, 2008

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Scenes from Tanjong Pagar Hawker Center

Went to Tanjong Pagar Hawker Center to buy lunch for my family. On the way I saw this scene:


Old man feeding his wife


"Oh careful, don't fall."

So touching and loving.. And we always thought things like this will only be seen when the guy is chasing after the girl.. Totally melted my heart.

And I also saw this while I was waiting for my dad's carrot cake to be fried:


What the heck with the blue lipstick?! And on a SMALL GIRL? What the...

Friday, July 4, 2008

Project: Scam Davin = FAIL XD

I was on the way home from school when I got a call without a number. Initially I thought it was my mum but when I picked up I heard an unfamiliar female voice muttering in the background..

The conversation (nearly word for word as I can remember...)

Me: Hello, 请问找谁?
Me: Hello, who are you looking for?

Girl: 你好。我是一位香港学生,我有一些问题想问你,你可以给我两分钟吗?
Girl: Hi. I am a student from Hong Kong. I have a few questions to ask you. Can you spare me 2 minutes?

[At this point, I was like.. WOAH HONG KONG? The only HK friend I have is A GUY. What the hell.. Wait.. this sounds like a scam.. but I decided to probe a bit]

Me: 关于什么?
Me: About what?

Girl: 一些通讯的问题
Girl: Some telecommunication problems

[Woah.. Okay this is getting weird.. My gut feeling was telling me it was a scam, so I decided to hang up politely]

Me: 对不起, 我现在没空
Me: Sorry, I'm not free now.

Girl: 为什么没空?
Girl: Why are you not free?

Me: 我在忙。
Me: I'm busy doing something.

Girl: 你在忙什么? 为什么没空?
Girl: What are you doing? Why are you not free?

[I tell you ar.. at this point I was getting a bit irritated (reminds me of someone in class eh).. I mean c'mon la, I doubt even a girlfriend would ask till so detail right. So I replied in a pissed-off manner to hang up quickly (it IS an overseas call afterall.. sheesh, her phone bill gonna die)]

Me: 我没空就是没空啦。
Me: I'm not free means i'm not free la.

Girl: 去死吧!
Girl: GO TO HELL LA! / GO EAT SHIT LA! / (any other variations of the kind)

Then she hung up.
I was like.. what happened? -.-

Lol.. she totally revealed her own scam la. Fail only scream at my ears. Sheesh.. She must be pissed off, she probably failed several times today already lol.

But on second thoughts, I'm afraid its the kind of scams where they make the call recipient pay money for the phone bill instead of the caller paying.. If that's the case, my parents gonna slaughter me at the end of July when the bill comes.. zzzz

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

It has started. Oh no...

H2 A level Computing Labwork has started liao.. Paper A was given out today. We have 2 hours to finish it. Given 50min to do today.. Crap la. I type so slow.. NO TIMEEE AAAAARRRR...

After school I discussed with Zachary, Fawwaz and Hakeym about the coding.. After that Fawwaz and me went to KFC to eat dinner and wrote out our coding. Fawwaz got stuck and then we decided to go home haha.

On the MRT trip back, I overheard a conversation between 3 guys, one of them is a sissy looking gay. Here are 3 quotes from him, and my thoughts..

Quote 1:
"She's fat and ugly, if she can come out of her house to work, she's not shy"

My thoughts:
What the.. Then like that she no need earn money and die ar? What's going out to work got to do with being shy or not. Wth. And it's not nice of you saying things like that.. what fat what ugly.. you not very handsome also, you sissy -.-

Quote 2:
"She can go live in thrash like what she always do"

My thoughts:
Wa, even better. Say people live in thrash.. zzz

Quote 3:
"No one looks at thrash, except for other thrash or people who live in thrash as well."

My thoughts:
Conclusion - This piece of sissy shit is ... I'm not going to listen to their conversation anymore.

What the heck la.. where got this kind of people one.. zzz... Anyway, after I reached home, reinstalled Visual C++ on my laptop, I went to bath. After I was ready, I decided to make a killing and complete the whole code so on Thursday I can just spam typing since I'm running out of time. Just when my MSN signed in, over 10 people talked to me.. Great.. How am I supposed do anything?! Omg la.. Got calls, got msn chats.. How the heck I supposed to do MY OWN CODE.. Fawwaz suggested "appear offline", but I decided not to be evil. Did I make the right choice? =\