Friday, July 4, 2008

Project: Scam Davin = FAIL XD

I was on the way home from school when I got a call without a number. Initially I thought it was my mum but when I picked up I heard an unfamiliar female voice muttering in the background..

The conversation (nearly word for word as I can remember...)

Me: Hello, 请问找谁?
Me: Hello, who are you looking for?

Girl: 你好。我是一位香港学生,我有一些问题想问你,你可以给我两分钟吗?
Girl: Hi. I am a student from Hong Kong. I have a few questions to ask you. Can you spare me 2 minutes?

[At this point, I was like.. WOAH HONG KONG? The only HK friend I have is A GUY. What the hell.. Wait.. this sounds like a scam.. but I decided to probe a bit]

Me: 关于什么?
Me: About what?

Girl: 一些通讯的问题
Girl: Some telecommunication problems

[Woah.. Okay this is getting weird.. My gut feeling was telling me it was a scam, so I decided to hang up politely]

Me: 对不起, 我现在没空
Me: Sorry, I'm not free now.

Girl: 为什么没空?
Girl: Why are you not free?

Me: 我在忙。
Me: I'm busy doing something.

Girl: 你在忙什么? 为什么没空?
Girl: What are you doing? Why are you not free?

[I tell you ar.. at this point I was getting a bit irritated (reminds me of someone in class eh).. I mean c'mon la, I doubt even a girlfriend would ask till so detail right. So I replied in a pissed-off manner to hang up quickly (it IS an overseas call afterall.. sheesh, her phone bill gonna die)]

Me: 我没空就是没空啦。
Me: I'm not free means i'm not free la.

Girl: 去死吧!
Girl: GO TO HELL LA! / GO EAT SHIT LA! / (any other variations of the kind)

Then she hung up.
I was like.. what happened? -.-

Lol.. she totally revealed her own scam la. Fail only scream at my ears. Sheesh.. She must be pissed off, she probably failed several times today already lol.

But on second thoughts, I'm afraid its the kind of scams where they make the call recipient pay money for the phone bill instead of the caller paying.. If that's the case, my parents gonna slaughter me at the end of July when the bill comes.. zzzz

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