It was horrible.
There was no toilet paper and I forgot to bring tissue paper.
While I eased myself, there were bugs and flies roaming around me.
When I was done, I looked for alternative toilet paper sources..
Hm..
Leaves?
Wth, no. They're all muddy.
Dropped white tape from previous markings?
Am I sick? How old are those already...
Twigs?
Am I getting desperate? -.-
Then I searched my LBV for anything I could use...
RCK (Rifle Cleaning Kit) Cloth?
Eh.. If I use then I'll be carrying it with me throughout. Eww..
Wash with water from waterbag/bottle?
Eh how the.. I'm not some gymnast.. And it seems gross.
Suddenly I saw the light...
Thank you 2LT Anshul and you being insistent on us bringing WRITING MATERIALS everywhere we go. Now I fully appreciate your intentions. It was meant to be our makeshift toilet paper in times like these (Or at least thats what I used rofl) I tore out all the blank pages and wiped my butt >.<
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